Share Your True Sex Stories April 14, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : Announcements , add a commentMy friend Emma has put out a request for true sex stories. Check it out.
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Ever had a sexual or dating encounter so bad it was funny? I am putting together a book on Sexual Disasters and want your funniest sexual anecdotes and stories for a book I am compiling on the cringe worthy aspects of sex - the side of sex you don’t often see in erotic literature or in the movies.
Go here to see the kind of story I am looking for:
http://mommyhasaheadache.blogspot.com/2007/02/one-night-stand-etiquette.html
I am looking for humorous anecdotes about real life sexual/dating experiences from the ridiculous to the totally disastrous (cramps in leg during sex, premature ejaculators, crooked penises etc).
Some of the themes I am looking for:
- worst seduction attempts
- funniest drunken sex
- stories of sexual incompatibility
- worst group sex
- dating disasters (what tipped you off that he/she was nuts)
- one night stand horror tales
- first sex with someone and how you knew his/her poor sexual technique was going to be a deal breaker
- enacting fantasies that go horribly wrong
No payment but this is a fabulous opportunity to get a link back to your blog or website in the book if I feature your story which can be as long or short as you wish. You can of course stay anonymous if you prefer. So include your age and what name you wish to be put with the story and which link. Email emmakcontact@yahoo.com
Thinking About Sexy Ladies… April 13, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : Sex and Sexuality , add a commentWhenever I think about strong sexy women I always think about Storm Large. She’s got this way of carrying herself that is just so … powerful. And then she sings a song like this and she’s my idol.
When I’m having a really bad day listening to this song always makes me feel better.
Have you heard??? April 11, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : Ramblings , add a comment
coming soon!!!
Another TMI! April 11, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : TMI Tuesday , add a comment1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Um, ya? I’ve had a few. 
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
Smile, touch, talking - it isn’t a tough one.
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominated if it is a guy; I like to dominate a woman though.
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have had a couple. Would I do it again? Yes, if all partners were willing and comfortable with the situation.
5. When was the last time you had sex?
I plead the fifth on this one…
6. Sex on the first date…good or bad?
Depends on who is involved. It can suck or it can be great.
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
hairy men - I love hairy men!
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Kindness, ability to give, and a dirty mind.
Working on My Future Members’ Area April 11, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : Inky Blue Allusions News, Announcements , add a commentSo, I’ve been on a buying spree! Yes, I have - buying content for the revival of Inky Blue Allusions. Some of you might remember that Inky Blue Allusions had a members section years ago but I soon realized that I was no where close to being prepared for maintaining something like that. But I’ve been working the industry for a few years now and I have a better idea of what I want to do with it.
One of the things that the members section is going to have is audio stories and audio masturbation fantasies. Audio stories are just that - stories you can listen to. Audio masturbation fantasies are a little more personal. They are my actual fantasies that I have while I’m doing my business - and the orgasm that comes at the end is real. So, because they are actual recordings of my real masturbation sessions the lengths vary. Just depends on how excited I get! LOL
Anyway, here’s a couple of samples:
I’m also working on the pictures because in the members area all the stories will be illustrated! There will be sexy babes, erotic couples, and even sexy solo guys. Check out one of my sexy couples:
I still have so much to do yet but at least I can see progress.
BTW - if you write stories I’d love to hear from you (inkyblueallusions @ shaw.ca) because I am going to need writers.
Isabella Rossellini is into Green Porn March 30, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : Sex and Sexuality , add a commentDepending on your age you may only know Isabella Rossellini as the girl that was almost on Ross’ (Friends) list of celebs he could sleep with if the opportunity ever arose but wasn’t and then showed up, making him regret his decision to not put her on the list. But anyway, this isn’t about Friends. It’s about Isabella Rossellin showing up in some hot porn. Really - Green Porn to be more specific.
“Green Porno,” a series of one-minute movies that are part of an effort to rejuvenate the short-film genre, is graphic, disturbing and often hilarious. The first season debuted last year and went viral online. In the second season, which premieres on April 1, Rossellini will focus on the boudoir activities of sea creatures — think barnacles, starfish, whales and limpets.
Read the interview…
You have to see some of these videos to believe them. Are they sexy? Well, kind of considering it is Isabella Rossellin. Is it funny? Hell ya. And that’s one of the many things I love in porn - humor.
Check out some of these videos:
Click here to see this hot hunk!
Ok It’s Not Tuesday but TMI Anyway! March 30, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : TMI Tuesday , add a comment1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Oh, good Lord, yes. I google everyone but when I was single I especially googled people I was thinking about going out with or getting involved with. I still google my ex just to see if he’s getting into any trouble because I’m nosy as hell. But is surprising what you can find when you google someone.
2. Do you gossip?
Of course. Everyone does and if they say they don’t then they are lying. It’s like masturbation for the mind. But there’s a line that you cross where it becomes harmful and I try very hard not to cross that line.
3. How many people do you completely trust?
Two
4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Nope - given a blowjob in the back seat of a cab once though.
5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
Innuendo - gee, that can go on for as long as you like and the longer you do it the more of a turn on it is. It’s a good old fashioned mind fuck.
Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
Four?
Click here if you’d like to participate in TMI Tuesday!
Erotica Story Contents and Tips March 29, 2009
Posted by autumnseave in : Contest, Inky Blue Allusions News , add a commentHi all, I know I haven’t been around much lately. I’ve been working on Inky Blue Allusions as well as a plethora of other adult blogs and I’ve neglected my readers. I really should post more often shouldn’t I?
Well, I came across a contest that I thought was well worth reposting. Found at Freelance Writing Tips of all places:
Online adult toys retailer LoveHoney has launched its second erotic story competition, with a deadline of June 30 2009 and a first prize of £500 up for grabs.
It even as tips from the first year winner:
Immerse yourself in erotica
Good erotic writing is much more than a bunch of sex scenes strung together with biological references to your anatomy! Read some erotic books, work out what’s hot about them (and what’s not) and then personalise the positives in your own words.
Definitely a contest worth looking into!
Newest at Inky Blue Allusions:
Sunshine on Naked Skin by Lucy Felthouse:
She opened her eyes and he was lying on the grass right next to her, having watched her for some time. He wasn’t threatening, with a wide but sexy smile, and cheeky green eyes she could stare into forever. Neither spoke, but something clicked, and he lowered his head. She felt her body tingle as their lips met and twisted slightly onto her side to mould her body to his. Her excitement grew as she felt his erection pressing against her, and she deepened the kiss, twining her arms around his neck and pulling him down onto her.
Read more….
In The Shadows by Autumn Seave
Gigi, who was directing the movie, began to tell everybody to take their places. Then she spoke to Kayla and her partner.“Now remember guys – this has to look legit. I want people to believe that you are totally into each other and that you are making wild passionate love. I want them to think your mouth is really on his cock and I want them to be able to smell her pussy juice. Got it? Nothing real – but make it look good.”
Read more….
Room Service - hot photo gallery at For the Girls
Alana is feeling a little horny alone in a hotel room, and the gardening book she is reading isn’’t really doing it for her. She orders in room service and is quiet pleased when her hunky waiter arrives. So pleased in fact that she invites him in for some room service of her own.
See more….
Does Being Bi Mean Your Into Threesomes? December 1, 2008
Posted by autumnseave in : Relationships , add a commentOf course not - it’s a stereotype, just like the stereotype that all gay men are promiscuous. We know that isn’t true. We have to stop making assumptions about people based on skin color or sexual orientation and other characteristics that are PART of who a person is.
Bliss Warrior got a letter from a bi woman about being bisexual and the guys in her life assuming that she wants threesomes. And the bottom line is:
Being bisexual is beautiful, but sometimes it takes a little life experience to understand how to live each day ethically, openly, and lovingly. We have so few friends who truly understand these complicated issues. In order to feel good again, you have to decide what you DO want.
Stranger Fantasies November 23, 2008
Posted by autumnseave in : Stories/E-books , add a commentI read somewhere that one of the most common fantasies (in the top 10) among both men and women, is having sex with a stranger. And I have to admit, it is a common theme in my fantasies as well. There’s a certain allure to the sexy stranger and to throwing caution to the wind. Because in our daily lives, we do have to experience caution. We do have to be careful because there are a lot of bad people out there. But in our fantasies? We can do whatever we want and only the things we want to happen will actually happen.
One of my favorite stories from Inky Blue Allusions is Car Trouble (part 1). It’s about a rich girl whose car breaks down on the side of the road and the frustrated and horny mechanic that stops to help her out. Things get steamy when her Jag breaks down later that night and she gives him a call (good thing she had his home number, hey?).
Check out this exerpt from the story:
I popped the hood and even though I’d never been under the hood of a Jag before I could tell this wasn’t a big deal. I only needed a few minutes to get this engine purring again.
I jumped when the girl spoke up beside me.
“Looks like you know what you’re doing under there.”
I tried not to look at her as I continued to tinker with mechanics I’d already fixed. I knew if I looked at her I’d be hard in a second and Jessie had already done a fine job of giving me a good case of blue balls today.
“Ummm – ya. I reckon I know my way around under any hood.” Then I realized how though sounded and I hoped she wouldn’t freak out.
“Really? Well, I have some equipment under another hood that needs a good working over. Maybe you should give me your card.”
She was standing so close to me I could feel the heat from her sun soaked skin. I couldn’t resist a peek at her long lean legs beside me. Big mistake. Instant dick ache. It was going to take some serious draining tonight to ease this pain.
The car was fixed and I needed to get away from this little cock tease as soon as possible so I said, “Go start your engine. It should be fine.”
“How will I ever thank you?”
I wasn’t normally this brave with a chick as hot as this one but I figured, what the hell. No pain, no gain – and I was in a lot of pain. So, I pulled a McCormin’s card out of my back pocket and a pen from my shirt pocket and began to write my home number on the back.
“Well honey, if you really need someone to get under that hood and you’re still in town, give me a call and I’ll see what I can do about making that motor purr.”
Read the rest of the story here.
